Terms and Conditions of Sale1. You send us the money 2. We send you nothing back 3. Dependant on the number of items ordered we will either: (a) Go on holiday (b) Buy ourselves new cars or (c) Resign from our jobs 4. We may thank you for providing the funds for such activities, but unfortunately this is cannot be guaranteed. Disclaimer - despite the impression that this may give, we *really* do want you to send us your money, so, please feel free to return to the stationery selection, the clothing catalogue, the crockery collection, or the rainwear range. |