function get_random(maxNum)
{
    var ranNum= Math.round(Math.random()*(maxNum-1));
    ranNum+=1;
    return ranNum;
  }


function getaQuote()
{
 var maxQuotes=26;
 var whichQuote=get_random(maxQuotes);
 whichQuote--;

var quote=new Array(maxQuotes)

quote[0] = "and a table for two, thanks."
quote[1] = "as is a comfy reclining seat by the fire."
quote[2] = "and an aisle seat at the cinema for the early evening show."
quote[3] = "and a sunlounger by the pool, cheers."
quote[4] = "as is a copy of tomorrow's paper."
quote[5] = "as is my space on the park bench (the one by the duck pond.)" 
quote[6] = "as is a front row seat to the matinee performance of Oliver." 
quote[7] = "and a ticket for the 3:43 flight to Jersey please."
quote[8] = "as is the TV remote when Corrie is on." 
quote[9] = "as are two tickets to see Mansun, ta very much." 
quote[10] = "as is a packet of wheat-free custard creams." 
quote[11] = "and a pair of those trainers in size 7 thanks." 
quote[12] = "as is the best lettuce in the shop." 
quote[13] = "as is a case of Wineright's finest medium white, merci." 
quote[14] = "as is a piggyback to the sweet shop." 
quote[15] = "as is a copy of John Irving's latest novel (as long as it's not as lame as 'The Fourth Hand')."
quote[16] = "as are four organic growbags."
quote[17] = "as is a place on the first passenger flight to the moon."
quote[18] = "as are two tickets to see Wham! if they ever get back together."
quote[19] = "as is a seat on the Eurostar next month."
quote[20] = "as is a copy of Paint Shop Pro 8 for my brother."
quote[21] = "as is the next turn on the dodgems."
quote[22] = "as is a Gupi."
quote[23] = "as is a big bag of Spillers Readigrass, please."
quote[24] = "as is a ticket for a Carribbean Cruise."
quote[25] = "as is the next go on the pool table."


document.write("© Treen's Pigs 2001-2005. All rights reserved " + quote[whichQuote]);

}

getaQuote();